==> You are now the angry midget.
You are now KARTER VANTAS. And you REALLY do NOT WANT TO BE HERE. You were actually trying to ignore everyone else, and enjoy your SHITTY VANILLA ROMANCE NOVEL.
But ONLY YOU think it’s not. You are also the ONLY ONE who thinks that you ARE NOT A MIDGET.
But you are not the only one who thinks that you are ANGRY. YOU ARE.
KARTER: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TERRI?
KARTER: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE? YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSE TO SWITCH SEATS ON THE BUS, IDIOT. OR EVEN STAND UP. DON’T YOU KNOW THE BUS RULES? EVEN IF YOU’RE BLIND, YOU’VE RIDDEN A BUS ENOUGH TIMES TO KNOW THEM.
TERRI: 1 JUST W4NT3D TO S4Y H3Y, J33333333Z K4RTER
KARTER: WELL YOU JUST DID.
KARTER: WAIT, WEREN’T YOU SITTING WITH VALERIE?
KARTER: FUCK, ARE GUYS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN?
TERRI: WH4T DO YOU M43N 4G41N?
KARTER: DON’T PLAY DUMB WITH ME YOU GUYS FIGHT WORSE THAN TWO STARVED DOGS IN A JUNK YARD FIGHTING OVER THE LAST BIT OF FLESH OFF A BIRD CARCASS. AND THAT’S ONLY HALF THE TIME.
TERRI: K4RT3R YOU DONT H4VE TO Y3LL >:[
KARTER: I’M NOT FUCKING YELLING!
DAVE: dude just shut the fuck up and go back to reading your shitty romance novel
You sit up a little straighter and lean forward when you heard the cool kid, genuinely surprised that he knew you were reading a romance novel.
KARTER: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS READING A-
DAVE: the shirtless guy on the cover gives it away
DAVE: its all you ever read
DAVE: like how all the movies john watches are shit
JOHN: no they’re not!!!
JOHN: my movies rock!!
DAVE: no they fucking suck and you know it
John turns to you, a hopeful look in his bright blue eyes.
You stare back, a scowl on your face.